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Kissing Oscar Wilde's grave

Judging by the number of lipstick marks on Oscar Wilde's Parisian gravestone, not only is kissing it entirely unoriginal (the great rebel would not have approved), but it also presents a serious coldsore hazard.

Lipstick is also said to be damaging to the stone itself, according to Wilde's grandson Merlin Holland, who has previously asked tourists to refrain. 

Kissing the Sphinx
Wearing a bandana in the desert, like some kind of modern day Lawrence of Arabia, should also be avoided.

Holding the Taj Mahal
When the Mughal emperor Shah Jahan built this marble-hewn masterpiece in memory of his late wife, he didn't count on hordes of tourists spoiling the view with their strange impressions of tea pots.

A show of strength in Pisa
Back in 2007, the Leaning Tower of Pisa was dismissed by British holidaymakers as one of the world's most disappointing tourist attractions. The multitude of failed mime artists in the building's vicinity does little to add to its appeal.

Doing an Atlas
It's not big and it's not clever.

Statue groping
One can only speculate on what this Harold Bishop lookalike was thinking when he posed for this photo, outside Buckingham Palace. Belittling Michelangelo's David is equally unacceptable.

Gaining some perspective
The salt flats of Bolivia. Marvel at the vast emptiness. Stare in awe at the blindingly white and disorientating landscape. Or simply spend two hours inching back and forth trying to make your boyfriend look like a tiny fairy.

Standing on Kjeragbolten
Precariously balanced boulders, like this one in the Norwegian Fjords, are a magnet for gurning tourists. Expect at least one middle-class hippy to pull out the lotus position and disappear into a zen-like trance.

Facing the music in Blackpool
You could be forgiven for presuming that our collective sense of humour had become more refined since these wooden portraits were first placed in beachside locations across Britain. Evidently not.